hey, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself lolfgt

eh hum, okay so i wanted to test out some posts and didn't want to fuck up my regular blog with that, so i posted a test post here last night and today I see that test post has some 9-11 views. haha, really? Some people came here to look at the words test post and please ignore this. So how's this, how about i give you something funny and wonderful to actually read? Sounds good? Of course, it does!

I was watching teen titans today (Don't ask). I don't know what the fuck was going on in that series, except that it was some end of the world shit and Trigon was sitting on the teen titans tower and the rest of the titans were trying to get him out of there. So in comes this dude Slade to help Robin and gang to save the world or some shit. And this is where it gets way too fucking dark for a fucking kids' cartoon.

He says this to Robin and team

"This is the end of the world. I don't expect you to live, I don't expect you to die, I only expect you to suffer."

Holy fuck.

How's that for a post? This gets some views, I'll post another post tomorrow. Or leave me a comment, tell me a fuck you or tell me a wtf story of yours. Be anon, who the fuck cares, right?

check

another test post

test post

yeah yeah ignore this please. 

Neck Tattoos

One guy that lives near our place has a neck tattoo. I don't like that guy for no other reason than the fact that he has a neck tattoo. I think people with neck tattoos should be shot in the knees or in the head, what does it matter. Neck tattoos are the worse kind of tattoos, shittier than face tattoos and more horrible than back tattoos.

fuck i hate tattoos and people who get those. 

It's been some time.

If there is one thing I have done on the internet in all these years it is to create and abandon blogs all over the fucking place. Any blogging site that comes up off the ether and disappears, I've tried that. Even though i have no love for wordpress, I've created and maintained blogs there too. Tumblr is another good place where I have multiple blogs covering various interests.

Why do I do this?

Maybe I have too much time. Maybe I am too much of a stickler. Maybe I want to confuse any future historians who might want to know more about me by reading everything I wrote on the internet in all these years. They'll be in for a painful job, that's for sure.

You can't really piece it all together, because this is some of the writing with my name or a handle associated with it, but there is so much more that I have written that it boggles my mind too and it's all out there, perhaps in some lost corner of the internet, just lying there, waiting while bots read it and discard it for the fluff that it is.

This last sentence was terrible. Don't do that, kids.

I took a break for some time. Had dinner and now I am back to writing this.

I really want to write long pieces that explore difficult topics and make people think, but for that I need to think a lot and thinking a lot is something that I avoid at all costs. There is nothing but pain that way when you start to get into the spiral of thoughts. There is no end to it, there is nowhere that you draw the line.

And that's how it goes.

I am going to write here more often because I think no one is reading it. And even if anyone is reading, why should I care.

Right?

The Most Ironical Thing

There is a lot of shit going around in the world.

The rupee is losing ground against dollar.

There is US strike happening in Syria and that has sent the stock market crashing.

Nokia just got bought by Microsoft and it's the end of an era for one of the best handset makers in the industry.

And I have a headache.

But

I log on to Twitter in evening and these are the trending topics for India.

#ArrestSalmanCriminal

#SrgayIsTerrorist

#SalmanTheBestHumanBeing

#ReplaceMovieNameWithMithai

Easy to see that all these are Bollywood related and somewhere out there, there are feverish, angry, emotional fans who are writing tweet after tweet after tweet to keep these topics in the trending spots.

What does that mean?

It's fucked up, it's insane that these people have the time or the money or the resources to be online and they're just fighting with each other for Bollywood actors who don't know/care that these people exist.

This is the most ironical thing about Twitter.

So it goes.

So let's talk about control.

You know what is the most beautiful thing in the world? Being in control.

And what is the ugliest thing in the world? The illusion of control.

The act of voting is basically, illusion of control. In any kind of democracy, there are only a few who are making the decisions for the many and they might have their own agendas, they might have their own axe to grind and they might even just be out of their mind. Because in today's world, you never know.

And then, the common man, the middle class family man who goes to his job from 9-6 and then spends the weekends catering to the whims of wife and kids, is given the illusion of control. He is told by anyone and everyone that his vote matters, that he can make a difference, that he can bring a change in the future of this country. Of course, no one says what kind of change. Change is inevitable. Things will keep on changing. So?

So, that man is given an illusion of control by giving him the option to vote for one scoundrel who might be less corrupt than the next name on the ballot.

And then you know the rest of the story, because you are the character in that story. Just step aside for bit and see. The prices are going to rise, the roads are going to remain broken and the pollution will only rise, summers will get hotter, powercuts will get longer. But, but, you say, there are positive changes too! Look at all the progress! All the achievements! All the good shit that we didn't have yesterday.

As an answer to that, I'd direct you to the first two sentences of this blog post. Or maybe if you're smart enough, you can figure it out by yourself.