Monday, August 22, 2016

remember, i called it.

So, according to latest directives from the government, even "visiting" a link that might contain a torrent will lead you directly to jail for three years and/or 3 lakh indian rupees worth of fine.

Well, i hope the government has really big jails and lot of manpower, because soon, every fucking indian will have to be behind bars. From the rickshaw pullers to the millionaires, everyone has downloaded torrents or consumed content from torrents. But wait, there is more, here's where I'd like to suggest to the government and the powers that be to start mobile gas chambers like there are mobile ATMs. You roll into a neighborhood, find the IP addresses of the culprits that are downloading torrents, haul them out of their homes by the scruffs of their necks and shove them directly into the hot, toasty insides of the mobile gas chamber.

This would lead to more people visiting movie halls after buying expensive as fuck tickets and eating shitty popcorn and watching 20 minutes of ads of long dead cancer victims and national anthem repeats (if you don't stand from your seat, they'll name and shame you on twitter). Then a sub-standard movie experience will follow that will leave them hollow and closer to death. They might go home and visit a torrent site just to get a taste of government issue mobile death chambers.

If this country had not already gone to the dogs, it is now in the salivating, slobbering, jaws of the said dogs and they're crunching on the bones. Oh yes.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

the government doesn't want you to have fun

It's mostly to with being in a position of power. The people who have a nice, cushy, money filled chair under their asses don't like others to have fun. Why? Who the fuck knows. Probably it has something to do with not having had enough fun in their old age, so it's a kind of revenge plot.

Certain fun-centric sites have been blocked in the indian sub-continent. And of course, the fun-hating government is to blame. They're banning everything from food, to the way we dress, to what we get on tv, to what we eat, who we fuck, how we commute, blah blah so on and so forth.

It's a pain living in a country where the water is not drinkable and the government is busy preventing people from downloading bullshit from the web. Hell, drinking water, education, and sanitized living conditions should be top priority of the government, but no. Let's spend time and resources in blocking websites.