Saturday, September 29, 2012

mini-rant about twitter

What the problem with unfollowing someone? People take so much offence. They should not. It's just an unfollow. Maybe you're nice as a person, but I don't like your twitter behavior. Maybe I am having a bad day and your happy tweets are pissing me off.

Should I be pissed off because of something that you're doing? Would you do the same? NO.

So, unfollows are nice. They're okay. They help us in remaining sane in the weird world of twitter.

Too much junk, man.

Saturday, September 22, 2012


Saw Dredd today. It was in 3D. I was pretty excited about this movie because of the slow-motion effects, the 3D and because well, Judge Dredd is the kind of personality that no one fucks with. The premise of a futuristic world is always exciting and the ultraviolent aspects of the movie sure to punch up the kicks.

Anyway, all i am saying here is that this is a movie for the select few who like to watch mindless fun and violence and who have a thing for violence. I like the dubstepy soundtrack of the movie because it is done by the same dude who did the soundtrack for the movie Limitless. Which was also one kickass movie.

Dredd basically kills a lot of people in the movie and he never ever smiles. The one liners are okay. Nothing too awesome. The Slow-Mo drug sequences are something to watch out for and the 3D scenes are fucking awesome.

That's pretty much it. Watch it or don't, I don't give a fuck.

Next movie up: Resident Evil part something. Six? I don't even care. I just want to see the heroes kick some zombie ass.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Baggage in a Relationship (Part 1)

alrright, i am going to type this in rapid mode and not give a fuck about grammar or something because it's already 1 AM and I have to go to office in morning. Oh look, it was 1.03 and now it's 1.23. Time passes quick when you're online on twitter.

Anyway, about relationships.

It's a tricky business. You've to invest a lot in a stranger, but not only that stranger, there are other people who tag along for the ride. It's like taking a journey on a two wheeler with a person you like, but on the way to wherever you're going, this other person decides that they want to take on more persons, but you're stuck with a two wheeler not a four wheeler and when you get a fourwheeler you meet your own people who want to come along for the ride.

That said, if relationships were just about two people, life would be all peachy. But there are others like friends, family, strangers, and almost rest of the world and whoever the fuck, who'd stick a leg in as and when they feel like. Some of these you can't prepare for but others can absolutely be prepared for.

You can prepare for family and friends.

It requires a lot of saying NO.

I know this. No is easy to say, Yes is harder to do.

Good, long lasting relationships are based on a lot of saying NO.

It's okay.

Part two, whenever I feel like it.

Monday, September 10, 2012

The cartoon and the cartoonist

Well, most of you are going to disagree with what I am going to write in this post, but let me tell you this, there is not a single thing you can do about it. With that said, let's carry on to the topic of this post.

A cartoonist recently drew a cartoon of the national emblem with heads of wolves instead of lions.

I, as an Indian, have a fucking problem with that.

Well, Pallav, you say, it's a free country and there is freedom of artistic expression and all that shit.

To which I will reply, fuck you and fuck the horse you rode on. If some random cartoonist dude has FREEDOM to hate on the national anthem, then I have the FREEDOM to hate on him for doing that too. It's a FREE country after all, isn't it?

That cartoonist deserves the punishment he is getting. There is no point in giving sense of humor defense for it. It was not meant to raise awareness or some shit like that. We all know that corruption exists. It's a part of the system, drawing a cartoon won't cure that. I don't know what will cure that, but this was a cheap, stupid and extremely tasteless way to express anguish against something that we all know is there. Besides, he probably drew it on illegally downloaded photoshop software. It was so sad, I think he didn't even use photoshop. Ugh

I am all for throwing that guy in a shark tank for what he did. A shark tank with two sharks who are already hungry and maddened by scent of blood. I'll have that shit televised live on tv so that no one dares in future to mess with the national symbols. Now we'll go in bullet points on why I have a problem with what that fellow did.

  • It was a shitty drawing. At least brush up the lines for fuck's sake. Art is art, but squiggly lines are shit.
  • The people of army have died defending such symbols of freedom and they will continue to die for these very symbols while idiots are given free reign to deface and insult what is sacred to many.
  • There is an unspoken rule, that you don't shit where you eat. This fucker probably went all diarrhea on where he was eating.
  • According to recent news, he has refused to ask for bail. He deserves the jail sentence and he deserves more.
  • It was just in very bad taste. 

Monday, September 3, 2012

About the iPhones

The top iPhone 4s costs some 57,500 Indian rupees. Available via Airtel.

The same iPhone 4s costs $199 in USA, but it comes with a mobile plans(s).

The cost might probably end up as the same in the long run, but there is a flaw in the reasoning. The users in US are getting the iPhone at a discounted price, but the users in India are buying it a pure price without any "mobile plan". In effect the Indian users are getting screwed wholesale by the providers, but still Apple won't give enough attention to Indian users, there are no dedicated Apple stores here, just franchises (I might be wrong, but it's too late to research).

The point is that iPhone in India is not provided WITH a mobile plan by all users. If the users in USA had to buy an iPhone at the pure price of $800+ I doubt that this gadget would get that level of popularity all over. Heck, you can get a 3GS for virtually free with a 2 year plan on AT&T.

If such option was available in India, every second fuddu would be carrying a 3GS.

Just some thoughts. Surely, these have been thought before. I just wanted to put them here.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

I was just listening to yo yo honey singh

I don't diss music of any genre so I listen to almost anything once. Why yo yo honey singh, cuz deepika danced at that song and it was pretty fucking sexy. All those bouncing around in discotheque. Damn, girl. Those curves are sizzling.

Honey Singh manages good lyrics though. The bugger is creative, you've got to give him that. Whatever else he maybe, I don't really care and neither should you. Why? Because at the end of the day how does your knowing or not knowing about honey Singh affect his or your life.

It's all relative. Everything can be argued and disapproved. So be it.

This is being post from a phone, so all grammar errors and typos are mine :-D