Monday, August 22, 2016

remember, i called it.

So, according to latest directives from the government, even "visiting" a link that might contain a torrent will lead you directly to jail for three years and/or 3 lakh indian rupees worth of fine.

Well, i hope the government has really big jails and lot of manpower, because soon, every fucking indian will have to be behind bars. From the rickshaw pullers to the millionaires, everyone has downloaded torrents or consumed content from torrents. But wait, there is more, here's where I'd like to suggest to the government and the powers that be to start mobile gas chambers like there are mobile ATMs. You roll into a neighborhood, find the IP addresses of the culprits that are downloading torrents, haul them out of their homes by the scruffs of their necks and shove them directly into the hot, toasty insides of the mobile gas chamber.

This would lead to more people visiting movie halls after buying expensive as fuck tickets and eating shitty popcorn and watching 20 minutes of ads of long dead cancer victims and national anthem repeats (if you don't stand from your seat, they'll name and shame you on twitter). Then a sub-standard movie experience will follow that will leave them hollow and closer to death. They might go home and visit a torrent site just to get a taste of government issue mobile death chambers.

If this country had not already gone to the dogs, it is now in the salivating, slobbering, jaws of the said dogs and they're crunching on the bones. Oh yes.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

the government doesn't want you to have fun

It's mostly to with being in a position of power. The people who have a nice, cushy, money filled chair under their asses don't like others to have fun. Why? Who the fuck knows. Probably it has something to do with not having had enough fun in their old age, so it's a kind of revenge plot.

Certain fun-centric sites have been blocked in the indian sub-continent. And of course, the fun-hating government is to blame. They're banning everything from food, to the way we dress, to what we get on tv, to what we eat, who we fuck, how we commute, blah blah so on and so forth.

It's a pain living in a country where the water is not drinkable and the government is busy preventing people from downloading bullshit from the web. Hell, drinking water, education, and sanitized living conditions should be top priority of the government, but no. Let's spend time and resources in blocking websites.


Monday, July 4, 2016

Just look at this baby

See the little green spot on the map? I think that one is called France. Someone from France visited this blog twice. TWICE!

That's pretty much it.

Friday, April 22, 2016

spikes in the traffic

I think on most of the other blogs that I write, i kinda take a serious tone of voice because 1. i know that someone might be reading this, but this one gets hits randomly and whenever i happen to see a spike in traffic, i write another post. All fair? yeah, good. Or not. Doesn't really matter.

So, I've been trying to work on the kindle market and trying to put out ebooks! details are all on the main blogs, or you can leave a comment here and ask me about the books. It's not an easy job, people will rarely go for even free books and once you put a price on them, even less than a fucking 100 rs, they just don't wanna read.

It's funny. We won't even think twice before buying a packet of chips or drinking a cup of coffee that costs almost as much as an ebook or an app, but we think and muse and get conflicted when it comes to paying for something online. Why is that? That's what I want to understand, and I think when I do, I'll be able to figure out a way to make payments easier for the ebooks.

Writing books is a thankless job and one of the shittiest ways to make money. Frankly, if you're putting words out there to sell, you better be writing ace and you better be writing a huge volume of words if you want to eat human food and pay your phone bills. Otherwise, sir, you're fucked.

I am kinda feeling fucked.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Oh boy, this blog is getting views, so whatever the fuck

Alright, i am going to make it easy for you fuckers, this is going to be a buzzfeed style list about things that are going on.

1. comments are now open. You can be anonymous, and swear at me if you don't like reading this shit.
2. Deepika is hanging around with Novak something tennis player. WTF. He is a married dude, and she is already in with that dancing donkey. FUCK.
3. Return of Xander Cage is going to go flop but it's going to do good business in India.
4. Don't watch the abomination that is gods of egypt.
5. game of thrones is coming back on tv. GRRM better warm up his fingers and start writing. This is the first time that a tv series is going to have a different timeline and stuff that the book that has not even been written. Seriously, GRRM, we know that you're not our bitch, but man, have some courtesy
6. A little birdy told me that someone things i write a bit like Stephen King, sometimes. I mean, that's like a no, right? haha, but hey, i'll take any compliment that comes my way. I am a sucker for attention.
7. Kendrick Lamar, untitled unmastered, regular kendrick stuff.
8. i need to get back to writing, i am planning something medium sized, cuz i don't afford big. What can you do about it.
9. laters, see you tomorrow.
10. drop a line if you're reading this. I NEED ATTENTION!

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

jesus fuck, is blogger fucked or what?

I am seeing more and more problems with blogger these days and it doesn't seem that anyone at google gives a single smidgen of fuck about this publishing platform. they're busy pruning and shoving google+ down the throats of their users. This is why wordpress and tumblr excel over blogger, because their owners are not spread out over so many fucking things that they can't handle one thing properly.

After all, the power that be at google think, who the fuck writes long form anymore, it's people just publishing shit on twitter and facebook and this is where we need to compete for eyeballs. fuck no! People still love to write, example --> ME. Anyway, some problems, i can't seem to activate comments on this blog for some reason. I am not getting the published pingback emails for my blog. And some random issues, seriously, this is one fucked up publishing platform.

Monday, March 7, 2016

hey, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself lolfgt

eh hum, okay so i wanted to test out some posts and didn't want to fuck up my regular blog with that, so i posted a test post here last night and today I see that test post has some 9-11 views. haha, really? Some people came here to look at the words test post and please ignore this. So how's this, how about i give you something funny and wonderful to actually read? Sounds good? Of course, it does!

I was watching teen titans today (Don't ask). I don't know what the fuck was going on in that series, except that it was some end of the world shit and Trigon was sitting on the teen titans tower and the rest of the titans were trying to get him out of there. So in comes this dude Slade to help Robin and gang to save the world or some shit. And this is where it gets way too fucking dark for a fucking kids' cartoon.

He says this to Robin and team

"This is the end of the world. I don't expect you to live, I don't expect you to die, I only expect you to suffer."

Holy fuck.

How's that for a post? This gets some views, I'll post another post tomorrow. Or leave me a comment, tell me a fuck you or tell me a wtf story of yours. Be anon, who the fuck cares, right?