Sunday, August 19, 2012

Why Don't You Go And Fuck Yourself?

Even though it will be biologically impossible but still, you have to give yourself credit for the thought and any ability to actively achieve the action of fucking yourself.

It is beneficial for you.

You'll be lonely no more. And there will be something to do on sunday evenings when the friends don't pick your call and you're so sad and alone that you feel like killing yourself.

Don't. Suicide is bad. No one has benefited from being dead. So, instead of slitting your wrists in a bucket of warm water, you can just go and fuck yourself.

Realize that it's a wicked and fucked up world and everyone has their share of pain and no one bothers to give a fuck about your pain. It's as simple as that.

You do your shitty job. You eat your shitty food. You grow fat and lazy and then one day you die after all this pain in life? Worth living. I don't know and I don't give a fuck.

Just fuck yourself and be done with it.